The heist of 100,000 eggs in Pennsylvania becomes a whodunit that police have yet to crack

Did they scramble the special squad for this one?

It may be an inside job! Word around the farms suggest the hens hired the "A Team" to rescue their unborn chicks. That is only a rumor though.

Waffle House just announced a 50-cent per egg surcharge due to the shortage. Another eggsample of accelerating inflation in 2025.

will they set up a shell company to launder the money?

Interesting story. I wonder if the police have cracked the code yet. Glad to hear that the authories have scrambled around scene to look for evidence.

Dropping the case is not an option.

That's a lot of eggs to poach.

Waffle House just announced a 50-cent per egg surcharge due to the shortage. Another eggsample of accelerating inflation in 2025.

Don't worry about this one, W.H. is just having a yolly good yoking time currently.

Some kind of smash and grab? But they'd have to have driven the getaway vehicle really slowly, mega easy over the potholes. When they are caught and grilled, they may face frying in the electric chair.

they may face frying in the electric chair.

So old fashioned and inhumane, please be more environmentally aware. Hair Frier?

LOL, with a hair fryer they'd be done in a whisk.

pushing U.S. egg prices to more than double their cost in the summer of 2023.

Eggs doubled in summer of 2023. No problem!

$4.82 record set two years ago, 

meh. Happens.

predicts egg prices are going to soar another 20% this year.

oh my God! Might go up 20% in a YEAR? Might.

They need to appoint Pete Eggseth to head the squad.

$1.15 an egg !? what the hell is going on??